Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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