I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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