Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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