he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I forget how to act sober
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