Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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