I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
