uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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