she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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