I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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