seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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