tell your sister to shave her snatch
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
