We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
