Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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