Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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