better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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