I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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