i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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