Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I need a hoe opinion
go on
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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