I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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