She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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