Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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