make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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