At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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