She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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