Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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