Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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