There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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