Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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