Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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