i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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