u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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