I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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