North Korea, Best Korea!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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