We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize