Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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