Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
false alarm, still single
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