May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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