Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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