nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
They are going to name an STD after you.
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