you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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