Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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