eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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