I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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