have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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