You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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