Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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