to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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