Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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