I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
do herpes really smell.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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