Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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