HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Come on in and take your pants off
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