if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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