i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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